10 Things That Annoy Me

I have decided to do a light hearted post after a few serious ones so i hope you enjoy :) 

1. People who dish out a lot of banter constantly that could offend people yet they can't take a joke when the table is turned. These types of people really annoy me because if you can't take a joke yourself then you shouldn't be dishing them out, fair enough if you can take it and let it go over you. 
2. Parents not shutting your bedroom when you repeatedly tell them to shut it. If it's shut before they come in they should shut it after coming into your room. It takes too much effort to have to shut it again every time they come in.
3. When people ask me "why are you so quiet?" i know some of those people might just be curious however it gets annoying, you don't hear someone asking someone else "why are you so loud?". It's just who i am, not everyone feels the need to be heard all the time. 
4. Excessive public displays of affection. Yes i agree seeing couples holding hands or pecking each others cheeks is cute, it's great to see people happy together but if they are literally on top of each other or eating each others faces it is very sickening and awkward to see. There is something called a bedroom for those kind of displays of affection if you can call it that. 
5. Skinny girls saying that they're fat. Yes i get that everyone has their insecurities, still complaining that you're fat when you clearly are not is very insulting to people who do suffer with weight issues and  this could make them feel even more insecure than they already are. If you're saying it to get attention then you are 100% knobhead. Most people who do have weight issues would not complain about it in this manner because they probably don't want to talk about it.
6. When you go in a room and completely forgot why you went in there, why does your brain stop working when you need it to work. This also makes you look like an idiot just randomly going into a room and going out straight away. 
7. Guys that brag about having loads of sex with different girls. Women are not objects, we are actual people with actual feelings, believe it or not. So hearing a guy talk in this manner is extremely off putting and gross. More than likely these types of guys are ironically the guys who are not getting any so they feel the need to brag. Well it's not surprising the attitude they have towards women. 
8. Sexist, racism and homophobic pigs, lets just leave it there. 
9. When people judge you before they've even met you. Wow you must think a lot of that person to make assumptions before you've met them. 
10. When you tell your parents something you think they'll take as a joke and they take it completely seriously. You try and explain it's meant to be a joke but they don't listen and rant on to you as if you're 8 again still not realising it was supposed to taken as a joke. Never tell your parents anything like this because they will not take it as a joke. It's like they want a reason to have ago at you.